-But To Be Fair To Myself, It Is My Only Weakness.
{ Destined For Greatness }
CLICK THE SHARKIFY BUTTON AND ALL PREPARE FOR WORLD DOMINATION.how to summon pigeon satan:
- draw pentagram
- sprinkle bread crumbs over pentagram
ＦＯＯＬＩＳＨ ＭＯＲＴＡＬ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＲＥＡＬＬＹ ＴＨＩＮＫ… ＩＳ ＴＨＡＴ ＢＲＥＡＤ
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‘I love words, you know, and I think the way you express a certain type of word sometimes helps me with the word-ness of the word.’ - Andrew Scott
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“In three years of teaching, this is, by far, my favorite student error.”
(Source: tastefullyoffensive)
The book “Go the Fuck to Sleep”
Narrated by Samuel L. JacksonBefore you fall asleep tonight, just listen to this
Just imagine Nick Fury reading this to Thor so he can fall asleep
I always reblog this on principle but the Avengers context puts a whole new spin on things
LMAO
(Source: theguidinglight)
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#can you imagine if atheists said that after everything they said #”I’d like a burger and fries please. Also there is no God.” #”Happy birthday Mom. Also there is no God.” #”The Avengers was a fucking great movie I want to see it again! Also there is no God.” #”That was the best sex I’ve ever had in my life. But there is still no God.”
What would be the atheist equivalent to ‘omg’?
oh my there is no god
omting i like it
using it
tempted to start doing this.
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gpoy.
the straw kills me
I don’t know which is worse
Doctor Who ending in my lifetime, and I eventually become uninterested due to inactivity
or Doctor Who continuing past my lifetime, and I don’t live long enough to experience the rest of it
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